So after class I was bored before work and I decided to do some window shopping when I came across this.
Now, everyone that knows me knows that I am a huge Cubs fan. And duh...what shows your allegiance to your team better than a garden gnome right? RIGHT!
Then I saw that he only cost $7. And I'm like SOLD! I even thought of buying 2, but one of them had a broken bat so I had to nix the idea of a Cubs Gnome army in my front yard. SUCK.
Anyhoo...the Cubs uniform is just a disguise. It's disguise so my husband doesn't know what my real intentions for buying the gnome are.
It's my Will Cooper trap.
Yup you heard me.
I'm going to trap me a Will Cooper with this Gnome.
The instructions are clear as day in Slammed by Colleen Hoover.
If you aren't familiar here are the steps:
- Run out of your house wearing Darth Vader house shoes (note to self, buy Darth Vader house shoes).
- Slip on snow (Dang...I guess I'll have to wait a couple months before the snow comes. But we live in Chicago, so we could get snow tomorrow).
- Land on gnome.
- Get rescued by Will Cooper and get invited to his house. Bom Chicka Wow Wow.
Man...books have really taken over my life. And I wouldn't have it any other way!
Do your work little gnome. Do your work.
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